I’m 53, She is 33 And Wants A Baby, So, Meet Brian The Sausage Dog. (SQL Animation is a bonus)
This has it all, including the ransom note. SQL is fun, Have fun or the dog gets it..
Topic
Life
8 stories
Twenty Years Later, I Built the Headache Machine Again
The Deep Brain Stimulator that fixed my Cluster Headaches and is being used for Parkinsons’ and Tourettes
Forget Graham, the Car Crash Man, Meet Nigel, the Data Man
A speculative anatomy of life with the world’s knowledge under the skin
Thirty Million Pounds of Wrong
How a warehouse with the plan upside down taught me everything I know about data and why I’m rebuilding an AS/400 inside SQL Server thirty years later
My Potato Mountain & The 46th Greatest Comedy Film Of All Time
Rebuilding the Wagon Queen Family Truckster jump, one engine at a time.
Patient Number 1 in DARPA’s Super Soldier Programme
or rather because of National Health Service (NHS) in the UK, I could be called “The Cost of a Few Prescriptions Man” but it’s not quite as pithy.
The Cloud Has No Mercy
Why we traded 56k dial-up frustration for automated digital hostage situations.
Vellum Lasts 500 Years. My 8,000 DVDs Didn’t.
I built a 3D Navigator in SQL Server to allow a virtual walk around your data.
