ZX Spectrum in SQL & Daley Thompson’s Decathlon
The Database is the Machine. Memory is a Table. The CPU is a Stored Procedure. The Display is a Join.
Topic
Retro Computing
5 stories
Thirty Million Pounds of Wrong
How a warehouse with the plan upside down taught me everything I know about data and why I’m rebuilding an AS/400 inside SQL Server thirty years later
Boing, Boing, Boing
The Day My Database Learned Physics and I recreated the famous Amiga Boing Ball inside SQL Server.
Running Elite in SQL Server
“An infinite void wrapped around a core of data entry.”
Running Doom Inside SQL Server
Not a raycaster. Not a tribute. Actual Doom — real WAD, real BSP, real E1M1 — rendered by a relational database.
